Step out of the vehicle.

Going to make this a quick post. Just had to share because it is so funny.

I was on my way home from a UFC party. As I am driving down my street, the car in front of me is acting quick strange. He then turns on his right blinker and turns… in to my driveway. He parks, and turns off the car. Naturally, I pull in behind him, because after all, THIS IS MY HOUSE. I approach the car cautiously.

Me: Can I help you?

Driver: ARE YOU A COP!?

Me: No, but I do live here, and would like to pull in to my garage.

Driver: Dude, you were freaking me out back there, I thought you were a cop. I am so sorry; would you mind letting me out?

Me: It’s okay. Yeah, I’ll let you out.

I got quite a kick out of the whole thing. Needless to say, lesson learned: Owning a Crown Victoria Police Interceptor is VERY FUN.

End transmission.

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EVO wishes it was the “iPhone Killer.”

I gave the EVO a chance. I really did. I thought I would get a taste for Android after playing with my friend’s Droid for hours one day. I thought I had found the phone to beat the iPhone. And after buying the Android device, I woke up and realized there is nothing that can beat the iPhone to this day. Here is my story.

I slammed $200 for the EVO and a new account with Sprint. Mistake #1: Getting on the Sprint network. I live in Kansas City, where their World Headquarters are, and within minutes I was getting dropped calls left and right. It may be just me, but you would think if your headquarters is here, your service would be second to none. Instead, it’s dead last.

I like the Android UI. I love it’s marketplace. What I don’t love, however, is the bloatware it comes with. These preinstalled apps from Sprint/Verizon/AT&T/T-Mobile. And they are not easily, if at all, removable.

The EVO’s battery life is a joke, and it takes hours to recharge. I was told that using DoubleTwist would allow me to put my iTunes songs off my Mac to the device. I spent four hours waiting for it to sync up, and when it finally did, it had only put 54 of my 5000+ songs on to the device. The music interface is a joke on Android as well.

Needless to say, I suddenly had a strong craving for my iPhone back. So I boxed theĀ EVO back up, cancelled my Sprint service, and got my money back. If you ever feel like your iPhone is getting boring (like I stated in my previous post), switch to Android. You’ll snap out of it and will be craving your iPhone again in no time.

I currently have the 32GB iPhone 4 on pre-order. It’s good to be back.

(And yes, the Apple fanboy Kool-Aid is delicious.)

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What happened to Experts’ Update?

So as you may realize, ExpertsUpdate.com redirects here. I’m going to make this quick, because I have stuff to do, so excuse my spelling, punctuation, etc…

I took it down. It was getting slandered or w/e so I just shut it down, deleted all the files off the server, etc etc

basically, all traces of it are gone for good off the server

and now the domain is for sale, so if you want it, hit me up on twitter or email me… dannyminick@me.com

thanks

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