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		<title>Danny the Durka.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Installing a Husband.</title>
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		<title>Step out of the vehicle.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 06:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Going to make this a quick post. Just had to share because it is so funny.</p>
<p>I was on my way home from a UFC party. As I am driving down my street, the car in front of me is acting quick strange. He then turns on his right blinker and turns&#8230; in to my driveway. He parks, and turns off the car. Naturally, I pull in behind him, because after all, THIS IS MY HOUSE. I approach the car cautiously.</p>
<blockquote><p>Me: Can I help you?</p>
<p>Driver: ARE YOU A COP!?</p>
<p>Me: No, but I do live here, and would like to pull in to my garage.</p>
<p>Driver: Dude, you were freaking me out back there, I thought you were a cop. I am so sorry; would you mind letting me out?</p>
<p>Me: It&#8217;s okay. Yeah, I&#8217;ll let you out.</p></blockquote>
<p>I got quite a kick out of the whole thing. Needless to say, lesson learned: Owning a Crown Victoria Police Interceptor is VERY FUN.</p>
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