Good times on GeekShed IRC.

<&Phil> My name is Jack (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),
<&Phil> I’m a necrophiliac (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),
<&Phil> I fucks dead wimmen (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),
<&Phil> And I fills ‘em full of jism.
<&Phil> I get frustrated (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),
<&Phil> When they’re cremated (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),
<&Phil> Cause try as I must (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),
<&Phil> I can’t fuck dust!